The Lines On My Face

So recently I've been noticing a couple of new crease lines on my cheek.  What the heck?  They're not crows feet, I've got those a little higher up next to my eyes.  At first I thought it was just pillow lines, but I was noticing them lo-n-g  after I got out of bed.  What the...I never saw anyone with lines like these.  Oh well, I'm almost 60, so I guess it's just old age. Figured I'd just have to find some new kind of makeup that would fill them in, like spackle.  Yuck.  Another age thing.

But wait.  One day I was talking on my iPhone and after I got off I looked in the mirror for some reason.  The creases!!  They were really prominent.

DUH!  I've been using only my iPhone recently because I'm travelling and have all my calls forwarded.  It's not old age creases. 

It's iPhace!

P.S. Tomorrow is my 60th birthday. Glad I could make myself laugh.